Be Like Poland

Poland’s inept politicians seem to have seen the protests in France as an opportunity, because every day they post vertical videos talking about Poland’s situation and how wonderfully they are doing their jobs. In these videos, they claim that Poland is incredibly safe, that there are no asylum seekers in the country and that there are no jihadist Muslims.

Actually, it is good if there are none. I believe that jihadist, spider-brained people should not exist anywhere in the world, yes. But Polish politicians and their conservatives, whose brains have been preserved against development, keep talking about how good they are as if all of this were the result of their own achievements.

If a country truly wants to become politically like Poland, what it needs to do is quite simple:

For example, it should grant residence permits in exchange for bribes. If you give residence permits to anyone staying illegally in Europe, regardless of who they are, in exchange for money — in other words, openly in exchange for a bribe — then you can become like Poland.

Then, if fake visa stamps are being issued in your embassies and consulates in exchange for bribes, including with the involvement of your ambassadors and consuls, and visas are being granted to people who under normal circumstances would never be able to obtain one, then you have come a little closer to becoming like Poland.

I can almost hear you asking, “So what do these people do in Poland after they receive their visas?”

The answer is simple:

A significant portion of those who go to Poland do not actually go to Poland.

If there are very dangerous jihadists in Europe today, it is entirely possible that some of them boarded planes with Polish visas and entered Europe without the slightest difficulty. They wait for a while, then move on to whichever country they want — France, Germany, Spain and so on — and apply for asylum there.

So if you want to be like Poland, you too can bring people into Europe with fake visas and make money from it, provided you are confident that they will soon move on to other countries.

That is how you become Poland.

Then these politicians come out and say, “Be like Poland.” But frankly, you would not want to be that corrupt, that bribery-ridden and that dishonourable.

And they also tell EU countries, “Send the refugees back.” In that case, EU countries should identify those who entered Europe with Polish visas and send them back to Poland.

Doing this would not actually be difficult at all.

First, they should identify people who obtained a Polish visa or applied for one and then sought asylum in other European countries. For example, they could examine the systems of Polish embassies and consulates in Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Turkey.

Then they should find these people and send them to Poland as the country responsible for taking them back.

After that, let Poland try to send them back.

Can it?

Because what Poland is doing right now is nothing but hypocrisy, lies and fraud.

Poland’s economic and cultural appeal is so limited that even jihadists who go there do not prefer to stay in the country. Of course, there are people from countries such as Turkey, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan who go to Poland to work as taxi drivers, delivery workers, in Amazon warehouses and in similar jobs. But their numbers are also quite limited.

The real thing that needs to be examined is something else:

Look at the number of visas Poland has issued.

Then look at the number of people who did not return to their own countries after obtaining those visas.

Then examine how many of those people applied for asylum in other European countries.

At that point, you will see much more clearly how Polish visas have been used as a gateway into Europe.

Poland’s politicians clearly seem to have set their sights on Viktor Orbán’s throne.

They must have soiled themselves so badly that, rather than standing up and revealing that they have shit themselves, they are trying to step forward with populist rhetoric and camouflage themselves. It is genuinely difficult to find any other explanation for this.

I am as certain as I am of my own name that if this were investigated seriously, all of this filth would come to light.

These kinds of Soviet leftovers, who cannot tolerate even the smallest trace of democracy in their own country, should not be allowed to use the democratic right to protest in Europe as a pretext to push people toward racism and xenophobia.

And these clowns should once again be reminded:

Politics is not the business of fools; it is the business of elites, intellectuals and people who know what they are doing.